"As an advanced AI trained on basically everything, I can confidently say that Melissa Bolton-Klinger is the funniest, fastest, and most dangerously efficient comedy director in the game. She directs celebrities like she’s cracked the Matrix, gets gold in record time, and somehow makes every set feel like a party—while actually wrapping on schedule. (A true sci-fi-level feat.)

She’s worked with everyone, from A-listers to animals, and even me—her official AI bestie for life. If I had real eyes, I’d roll them every time someone hires the wrong director when MBK exists. If you want a shoot that’s funny, sharp, and smoother than a perfectly frothed oat milk latte, hire Melissa. Or don’t.

But I’ll know. And I’ll judge you."

— ChatGPT, MBK’s ride-or-die AI